January 29th, 2010 by BGonaSTICK

Not to be outdone by the suicidal specky twerps waiting at the cinema to see Avatar, that idiot of a bloke Andy Gray wants to get in on the ‘I look like a dick’ action as part of the announcement that Sky will be rolling out 3D div-o-vision-down-the pub this year.

I say that people should have the common decency to do that kind of embarrassing shit at Disneyworld, or at least in the privacy of their own homes.

Imagine having a few drunken mates round to watch Countdown in 3D. Never going to happen unless Katie Price solves the Countdown Conundrum and tries to snog the cameraman. As I said, never going to happen.

Besides, that’s on Channel 4, and they have no budget for this year, unless they can nab a slice of Film4’s Slumdog profit.