February 14th, 2008 by RocketMBA

The US military are planning to shoot down the wayward spy satellite that’s on course to smash down to earth next month. Unfortunately, they’ll probably end up shooting one of our satellites instead.

Either way, their plan involves blowing it up before it gets back into the atmosphere, because it’s got a load of fancy technology on that they’d like to keep secret.

The secrecy surrounding the satellite is likely related to the President’s astounding capability to confuse everybody in the room whenever he makes a speech.